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Abbott Jarrahdale Western Australia </a> </h1> <p id="description">The random thoughts of Colin Hugh Abbott of Jarrahdale, Western Australia.</p> </div>  <div id="content">  <div id="main"><div id="main2"> <div class='adsense' style='text-align:center; padding: 0px 3px 0.5em 3px;'> <script type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> </div> <h2 class="date-header">Monday, November 07, 2005</h2>  <div class="post"><a name="113141926658287563"></a> <h3 class="post-title"> Marital woes </h3> <div class="post-body"> <div> <div style="clear:both;"></div>A short-sighted Englishman inadvertantly superglued his buttocks together. The sore point was the fact that his wife thought it funny and burst out laughing. 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